FA$HIONA$TY

ILLU$IONA$TY

2010-07-27T16:46:00.000-07:00

Skeletaurus' Apoconympho video for the Haus of Glitter's 4th of Jewlie party:

The Newest Member of the Saddle Club aka Ruff Riders

2010-06-18T14:39:00.000-07:00

R u stayin' at le hilton? R u stayin' at le hyatt? Are you stayin' at le back stables at the Hampton Classic? One may never know...but for us fa$hion nasties the only jockey's touching our bodies are our tighty whities...if u catch our drift. So crack that whip glitterati!!!!! and prepare yourselves for the subtle seduction of this young stallion-the na$$$Tiest bitch on the block!!!...and we mean this in all senses of the word.

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW...

2010-06-13T10:59:00.000-07:00

$uper$tar?

or JTT in drag...

PROOF THAT THERE IS A G.O.D

2009-12-29T18:08:00.000-08:00

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING!!!!!! I POOPED MY PANTS! IS THIS REAL LIFEEEE???!!!!

mala mal MALUCAaaaaaa

2009-12-28T17:11:00.000-08:00

we knew this bitch was fashion nasty from the moment we laid eyes on her!!! Shit man! she has beer cans in her hair as rollers! THIS BITCH IS THE NASTIEST FASHION NASTY ON 182nd. I LOVE HER!!!! she is the SCAT's MEEEoWWWWW

TOUCH MY BARREH

2009-12-26T18:21:00.001-08:00

Lesbian soup...the pot thickens...

2009-12-17T01:43:00.000-08:00

DOES CAMPBELLS HAVE A LESBIAN SOUP AGENDA?

(this article is dedicated to Jason Waterfalls - the inventor of the term lesbian soup)

a couple weeks ago the New York Times reported this shocking news....
Your body is probably home to a chemical called bisphenol A, or BPA. It’s a synthetic estrogen that United States factories now use in everything from plastics to epoxies — to the tune of six pounds per American per year. That’s a lot of estrogen.
More than 92 percent of Americans have BPA in their urine, and scientists have linked it — though not conclusively — to everything from breast cancer to obesity, from attention deficit disorder to genital abnormalities in boys and girls alike.
Now it turns out it’s in our food.
Consumer Reports magazine tested an array of brand-name canned foods for a report in its December issue and found BPA in almost all of them. The magazine says that relatively high levels turned up, for example, in Progresso vegetable soup, Campbell’s condensed chicken noodle soup, and Del Monte Blue Lake cut green beans.
The magazine also says it found BPA in the canned liquid version of Similac Advance infant formula (but not in the powdered version) and in canned Nestlé Juicy Juice (but not in the juice boxes). The BPA in the food probably came from an interior coating used in many cans.

link to read the rest of the article: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/08/opinion/08kristof.html?_r=2&scp=1&sq=progresso&st=cse

THEN I UNCOVERED THIS:

G.O.D

this article was originally posted on feministing.org

This holiday season, Swanson Broth (a subsidiary of Campbell Soup) decided to make a very sweet advertisement promoting their product. The ad features the story of a lesbian couple preparing their meal on Christmas Eve with their young son, and it was featured in The Advocate, who has many GLTBQ readers:

No problem, right? Well, not to the far-right gay-haters at the American Family Association . The organization, known for boycotting Disney, McDonalds and Hallmark for "embracing the homosexual agenda", sent out the following email blast:

Send an email to Campbell Soup Company President Douglas Conant. Tell him you want his company to stop supporting the gay agenda.

In the December, 2008 and January, 2009 issues, Campbell Soup Company bought two, two-page advertisements in the latest issues of the nation's largest homosexual magazine, "The Advocate." The ads promote their Swanson line of broth.

In one of the December ads, the Campbell Soup Company highlighted the lives of two lesbians with their son. The others feature New York City chefs. See the ads here.

Campbell Soup Company has openly begun helping homosexual activists push their agenda. Not only did the ads cost Campbell's a chunk of money, but they also sent a message that homosexual parents constitute a family and are worthy of support. They also gave their approval to the entire homosexual agenda.

What lovely holiday spirit, eh?

Fortunately, Campbell Soup is standing their ground, as company spokesperson Anthony Sanzio replied :

"We support all types of families, regardless of how they're defined, [and have done so] for more than 100 years," Sanzio offers. "We advertise in a variety of different media outlets that appeal to a broad spectrum of society. That's what we're doing here, and that's what we'll continue to do."

Bravo to Cambell Soup for standing up for human decency and against this ridiculous homophobic bigotry.

I, for one, am going to go buy a can of Campbell Soup and mail it to AFA headquarters, with a note telling them that I fully support Campbells and will continue to happily buy their products. Here's their mailing address, if you'd like to join in:

American Family Association
P. O. Drawer 2440
Tupelo, MS 38803

LOOKS LIKE CAMPBELL'S JUST FOUND THEIR TARGET MARKET

RC (I can't even believe this is real - they even put BUTTERNUT SQUASH as the recipie, how does life set itself up so beautifully?)

Diva Snap

2009-12-16T13:54:00.000-08:00

GLITTER NATION'S NEW SECRET(ion) HANDSHAKE

GET IT GIRL

2009-12-12T13:36:00.000-08:00

ROBYN CRADLE'S GUIDE TO GETTING IT ON

SCAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE?

Has your love life this HOLYgay season left you with a stench you don't want to clean up?

Did you forget to take out the (g)litter?

Do you find yourself in an ally with a TOMCAT after midnight moaning and groaning like a scat in heat?
Too much scat nip(ples) got you chasing your own tail?

....then you my dear are WELL on your way to being...

THE ULTIMATE SCAT WOMAN

Before your romantic endeavors this SEXmass leave you tangled, mangled and bo-jangled in a ball of yarn remember this - you are the master(bater) of your own universe, the power is yours young spread thigh. So go out and booze it, chooze it, and loose it (on the dance floor)

LISTEN TO THE AGE OL' GLITTER NATION SAYING
You only live once - make sure it's enough.

Fortunately enough for you SCATS have 9 LIVES, so before you let your man candy tickle your fancy feast you need to make sure to get your pussy under control and on patrol

if you want to beat the Scatman at his own game then you must become the ultimate scat woman...

DEAR ROBYN CRADLES
take no prisoners
(sexual prisoners are a different story....)

Dear Robyn,
My love life has gone down the drain recently. I just don't understand men! I've been told I'm a very attractive woman and I have many men who are interested in me. The only problem is that when I find one I like, it never seems to go the way I want. Just as things start getting serious the guy completely bails out! Do I have some sort of disease or something? I feel like I am doing everything wrong. HELP!
- Bruised and Heartbroken, brooklyn, ny

Dear Bruised and Heartbroken,
Don't let the MAN get you down!!! You are the beauty and he is the beast - and this is a tale as old as time. What gal hasn't had this happen to her? This story has been told a million times, we've all been there. Men are s(CAT's) and like all furry little creatures they have petting and biting syndrome aka they only allows a certain number of strokes before turning and nipping you in the butt, and running away with their tale between his legs. The best medicine for a broken heart is GETTING BACK IN THE GAME!!!! GO OUT WITH THE LADIES, get BODIED, and for the love of god GET SOME ACTION. So girl, follow my titty tips below, slap on some red lipstick and put on your highest heels. And you will be feeling shiny and new in no time at all.
xoxo
Robyn

1. PAIN FOR PLEASURE
Say for instance your foot hurts and all of a sudden some one slaps you in the face. How long does it take to forget about your achey foot? Probably about .2 seconds...
Point blank, if a dude hurts you all you have to do is meet some one else and you will forget all about it. Go get 'em girlfriend!!

2. DON'T SLEEP WITH THE GUY YOU LIKE

If you really like a dude, don't fuck him. Yes, It is hard to resist la temptacion of Jesus Christo but you just got to do it. It's more fun when you are running up that hill and he's chasing you hand in his pants...

Most girls when they are dating a guy think like this.... "I like this guy, why would I want to do it with anyone else?/ I'd be deceiving him if I slept with anyone else." WRONG, WRONG AND WRONG. GET THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR HEAD -first of all and most importantly - if you sleep with some one else, HOW IS THE GUY YOU ARE DATING EVER GOING TO FIND OUT???

If you really like a guy hang out with him, get to know eachother, but wait until there is a clear emotional bond formed before you engage his member. REMEMBER- HE SHOULD BE THE ONE CHASING YOU. When you leave with your ovaries in a knot have five booty calls lined up. After you hang out with your ROMEO, you can call up Mercutio and he will take you out and eat you out (even if he's your cousin - which leads me to point#3).

3. WHO IS GOD? YOU ARE...

A Scatwoman is an opportunist and we are in a committed relationship with GOD

G.O.D = Getting. On. Dick.

Sometimes we are here to serve GOD and sometimes GOD is here to serve us. Of course there are certain limitations with GOD, but for the most part if you love GOD as much as I do you will begin to see the light. Our love of GOD drives us to do all sorts of blasphemies like flirting with our second cousin twice removed, that's legal in most states... RIGHT? At Glitter Nation we don't ever judge GOD, when GOD get's on our minds we have to do something about it, and will go to any unholy extent to get what we want.

4. If a guy doesn't go down on you DUMP HIM.

LOOK ladies, there is no wiggle room here. Why would you ever want to date a guy that doesn't like eating your puss in boots?? IF he doesn't kiss your rain and you still want to date him I need to ask you - ARE YOU fucking for real, is this guy for real??? There are no excuses if a man does not put his nose in your tulips.

You need a guy that wants to eat the fish right of the bone. Let me be clear- If you have seen his peen and he hasn't tasted your filet o' fish, DROP HIM LIKE IT"S HOT! I am speaking from experience, if a guy doesn't do it the first time, or doesn't do it at all - HE NEVER WILL.

you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Think about what a better place the world would be if every man knew how to suck a pussy like a porkchop.

5.Everybuttie is FUCKIN'

As GAGA stated "a condom is ultimate fashion accessory". This is why we love her. Look, I know it feels like 100% better with out the glove, but even that didn't stop michael jackson from wearing one. YOU never know knows who your man is banging on the side... Look, you can give your man the benefit of the doubt, but until he takes you to the altar and puts a ring on your stinky pinky he is going to do whomever the fuck he wants. SO PROTECT YOURSELF little lady!

5. How do you know when a guy's lying?....when his hips are moving...

I DON'T CARE WHAT GOLDEN GOD YOU THINK YOUR MAN IS. A man will say ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN to dittle your skittle, get your klondyke bar and take it home baby. I've LITERALLY SEEN IT ALL. Men will say/do anything if they think they have a chance of sticking their pole in your hole. If you want to break a piece off of their scatkat bar let 'em seduce you with words, but BE SMART ABOUT IT. MEN are all talk when SEX is involved - so when they say they're going to call you the morning after, don't believe them until it actually happens.

5. LITTLE BLACK...

Consider this your BIBLE: Coco Loco CHANEL created the little black dress for EVERY WOMAN...and this sexy little number is what motivated men to have little black books. The more you re-use and recycle your LBD the more you will put your digits into LBB and the more likely you will have TOM, HARRY and DICK calling you up and taking you out. There are so many men in this world, make it your mission(ary) to SEDUCE AND DESTROY.

6. CONTEMPO CASUAL

Keep it CASHual. YOU BASICALLY NEED TO DATE AS MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU CAN UNTIL YOU MEET THE ONE!!!!!

REmember you should have at least 5 guys on rotation, even if you like one of them more....

DON'T EVER LET YOUR SELF BE THE GIRL THAT DID THIS

xoxo

RCola

IS THIS REAL LIFE

2009-12-06T13:43:00.000-08:00

GET IN MY BELLY

2009-12-03T05:17:00.000-08:00

ALL MY THICKEY THICKS - PLZ STAND UP!!!!!!!

shake whatcha mama gave ya!

Rachel Bilson's Deleted Sex Scene from Rachel Bilson

A♥J

il lionness

IN THE HAMBURGLAR'S SHADOW...

2009-11-13T15:59:00.000-08:00

....he could never beat the hamburglar

Robyn Cradles Tomorrow Night at The Slipper Room

2009-10-29T10:56:00.001-07:00

COME SEE ROBYN CRADLES TOMORROW NIGHT PERFORM HER FIRST BURLESQUE SHOW AT THE SLIPPER ROOM!

23 HAMBURGLARS

2009-10-28T00:31:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 OUR OWN TASTY LITTLE BUNS O' FUN!!!!!

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE...

2009-10-27T20:57:00.000-07:00

The R.Kelly Diet

2009-10-21T21:29:00.000-07:00

NEED TO SHED SUM W8?

try the R.KELLY DIET

FREE TRIAL: 12 PLAY/12 STEP PROGRAM

see below for immediate results

1.Trapped in the Closet
If you are reading this you are trapped in the closet... with two big macs, a strawberry milkshake, mozzarella sticks and supersized fries. Trying to take the first bite of your cheeseburger you slip and twist your ankle on your Louboutin stilettos and catch your fall on your MJ silk coolots only to realize your hand was covered in Chipotle BBQ sauce (and the dry cleaner down the street already knows you by the first name).
You don't have a flashlight, it's dark in there and you can't even tell your own greased up mouth apart from your butthole. There is so much gas, and no ventilation - your breathing is getting heavier. God forbid you light a match, shit will go up in flames faster than Sylvia Plath's kitchen. Girl, you have hit ROCK BOTTOM!

You need to come out of the closet, wash your hands and take a long hard look in the mirror. You are powerless over your fast food addiction, and no one likes a tranny who has fallen off the tracks.

2. Double Up
It is time to trade in that double whopper for a double team. Go get yourself a buddy and get ready for some double trouble!

When attempting to overthrow Burger King in his white castle, one needs a partner in crime, a friend to hold your hand and slap your hand away from the fast food you want to shove in your dirty sanchez. It takes a power much greater than yourself to make you put down the burger, take those onion rings off your fingers and nurse you back to sanity.

3. Your mind's telling you no, but your body is telling you yes!
You have a carnal desire for carne asada. That bacon mac and cheese is saying your name, and when no one is around you you say "baby i love you". You need to ditch the bitch. You need to ignore whatever craving your body is trying to satiate and power through it!

Yes, there are children starving in China, and NO it won't make a difference if you finish all the food on your plate or not. If you do you will just be another obese American with your finger up your butt, or down your throat. You need to make a decision to hand over that hunger pain and the fried snickers to the care of your tortilla spooning mate i.e. #1 amigo (see point 2 above).

4. Weight Ain't Nothing but a Number

look. We know that the scale is your worst enemy. It is the real life Regina George - which means at some point you are going to have to step on the bitch. You gotta be tough, you gotta be strong, and you got to be wiser. The R.Kelly diet is about FEELING better, NOT debating whether to step on the scale before or after you drop a deuce. You need to be fearless, and need to do a (m)oral inventory of your food consumption, not your weight in gold, diamonds, or crystal meth...

5. Say no - to the chocolate Factory

You are going to get phat if you eat chocolate. You need to surrender to chocolate, admit your wrongs, and love the chocolate for what it is. Just don't put that shit in your mouth. Be like Eve, put down that chocolate bar and pick up that juicy apple!

6 - 10... is the amount of weeks it will take to see results on the R.Kelly diet (it coincidentally is the ages of R.Kelly's last 2 girlfriends)...see below:

11. I believe I can Fly

by week 11 you will be just like the white winged dove. You will actually feel so light that you will convince yourself you can fly. You will jump off your roof with and an umbrella and click your heels. You will be like Jesus, you will be able to walk on water (except you won't have the body of Christ ie bread NO CARBS!). You will be like R.Kelly - you will be so damn sexy you can make your own sex tape and actually like watching yourself naked.

12. Sex In the Kitchen

The twelfth step of this program leads us to the ultimate reason of why we were on the R.Kelly diet in the first place. TO GET LAID. After you shed a few lbs and gain some more self confidence, you are going to catch a man and he's going to want to cook you dinner (even if you already have a man, you will catch a new one - you are too hot for him!). The only way you will want to be near carbs after the R.Kelly diet is when he puts your hands next to the butter rolls and presents you with delectable (inter)courses. So make sure that he uses Low Phat dressing when he is ready to toss your salad.

GUARANTEED SUCCESS - APPROVED BY GLITTER NATION

TWO THUMBS UP THE BUTT

xoxo

Robyn

THE ULTIMATE FANTA-C...can this man please put an onion ring on my finger...

2009-10-13T20:50:00.001-07:00

(s)HE WOLF

2009-10-10T22:08:00.001-07:00

Tribute 2 Buffalo Bill

2009-10-05T02:14:00.000-07:00

A$$-BURGER$

2009-09-30T17:23:00.000-07:00

LET'S (OPEN)FACE IT: Fa$hionA$$ties suffer from a syndrome called A$$-Burgers. But don't let this syndrome get you "down." Savor in our flavour and THINK OUTSIDE THE BUNS. Act like you are the CEO of In & Out and order yourself an ASS-KINS approved double double (s)extra animal style from the secret menu:

Be the BBP (BUTT BURGER PIRATE) and get dat booty!

CALLING FARMER JOHN: this 1 is ready 4 slaughter!

this message has been approved by the original hamburger helper herself:

and the ultimate burger-rapist of all thyme:

TRIPLE XXX, diet squirt

THESE COLORS DON'T RUN...

2009-09-23T18:14:00.001-07:00

... but they sure do MOONWALK...

BBC IN MY PYT

xoxoxo

the LIONESS

miss cleo comin' atcha

2009-09-20T19:19:00.000-07:00

why's dat azn man tryna stop the pyt.party~

Glory Hole Clips and Scarves

2009-09-17T15:03:00.000-07:00

FAST FOOD ALL UP IN MY GRILL

2009-09-17T14:46:00.000-07:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32899060/

CGI (Come Get In my Belly) BURGER

2009-09-17T04:59:00.000-07:00

this virtual burger was made to order from here

xoxox, from ur #1 baby-monster-burger, diet squirt

GAY FOR GAGA

2009-09-16T15:32:00.000-07:00

I know I'm late on the VMA tip, but I needed time to digest before I could go all-out with this colassal burger abortion. I needed to consulate my obGYNsessed members of GLITTERNATION before I went any further. I had to take a piss on the stick, if you katch my drift.

Tote, there were a bunch of memorable things about this year's VMAs, but all I can think about is one thing, and one thing only.

LADY GAGA

I AM A CONVERT. If you ask my fellowsisterz of GLITTERNATION, they can confirm for you: I was one of the people who drank too much haterade when it came to Gaga. Basically, I was mad jealous that there was a BADDER bitch than me on PLANET EARTH. I was just one female hating on another female for reasons that only G-O-D knows 4sure. I wanted to think that she hadn't one creative bone in her little butterface tranny trainwreck body. BUT, I must say that after that performance, I am SOLD aka gayforgaga.com aka WRAP IT UP, PUT IT IN ALUMINUM FOIL, COVER IT IN CHEESE AND I AM IN BURGER HEAVENNNNN aka GIVE ME THE HEARTBURN i can handle it.

IS SHE 4 REAL . COM ?!!!!! click hurr to MAKE AN ASSESSMENT.

I have really never seen a more FA$HIONA$TY betch in my LYPHE.

Today, SUCKA SPICE and I went to Target, where she b-o-u-g-h-t the CD.We sang that shit all day til the cows (aka our boss) came home (and left the stenchof passive agressiveness all over the office. can you say it with me??!!!!: IM NOT .COM).

GAGA: Can you please wipe some of your genius off on me when yr done?

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN, I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL U LOVE ME BETCHHHHHHHH

My religion is officially lost, never to be found again.

x in my OBSESSED o,

the LIONESS

Hotter than GAGA

2009-09-12T09:00:00.001-07:00

ONE HOT TRANNY MESS

2009-09-12T08:47:00.000-07:00

scroll to the end - it gets better...

AGHGHGHAGHHAHAHA I CAN'T DEALLL

BLAME IT ON THE BLOW POP!!!

2009-09-11T23:21:00.000-07:00

Night in Question

Glitternation, where has my world been without you? I was once lost now I am found. Twas blind but now I see. Let us begin with a simple day with a meeting of minds with the GLITTERNATION Spice crew. Never did I have a more amazing time. Dinner at Zuni , drinks AT Chez Josephine( including, vodka, wine, champagne and other forms of delectable with great people. Did I mention there were Blow Pops involved, which led to an interesting experience at the bar with a very nice looking young bartender. There was flirting, Blow Pop eye gazing. Yes, what would the world be without looking into the eyes of a complete stranger did I mention a sexy stranger, while sucking on a Blow Pop? I am the proud owner of a brand new amazing relationship, but are there rules to when you can cheat?

I say YES!!!!!

EXCEPTION 1: Celebrity Status
If they are a celebrity or have some type of power, be it financial, celebrity or George Clooney, you have to do it for one reason. You have to tell the story. Your friends have the right to know how that night with the guy from the Cincinatti Bengals was. There are other reasons but that is the one I needed to list at 2:00am in the morning.

Exception 2: They are really CUTE!

You need it! You know why! There is no other way to explain. Send in questions if you need extra explanation on this one.

Exception 3: You are on vacation.

Stella Got her Groove Back! You can too! Enough SAID!

Exception 4: Your current Boo is trying to stop you from living your full Glitternation lifestyle potential.

Let’s face it; if he is holding you back or still needs work in certain areas and you have tried to work on them, you need to be thinking about the future and bottom line: IT MIGHT NOT BE the right situation for you!!! Test the Waters!
CONCLUSION: TAKE A PAGE FROM MY GIRL JULIA ROBERTS IN SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY AND PRETTY WOMAN..

PRETTY WOMAN: She had Exceptions 1 & 2 holding her down. Richard Gere was cute and he was buying companies, driving around in hot cars, punching Lewis(Celebrity Status)

SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY: Exception 4 was the culprit. She wanted to be her. She had to fake her own death, learn how to swim, steal a dead woman’s identity, help in the drama department at the local school, bake an apple pie, sleep with the drama teacher, do I need to go on. Don’t let this be you. This is what happens when it goes too far. Go on a date, go for ice cream, see a movie and by all means PLEASE BRING YOUR BLOW POP!

WHO LIKES TACOS? THIS IS OUR NACHOBELL GRANDE aka THE WAY TO MY HE(f)ART

2009-09-04T05:15:00.000-07:00

JESSICA RABBIT SYNDROME

2009-09-03T17:35:00.000-07:00

Being Fashion Nasty isn't ONLY about what you wear, it is about WHO you wear (it with). Love/a one night fandango with Scatman Joe comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a woman of taller stature (5'11"), I prefer my men size (s)extra small aka you can try me on for size!

I'm sure i'm not the first gal to say size REALLY does matter. The vertically challenged male can always lure me into doing the horizontal mambo #5. The best I ever had was 5'5 with (mickey) blue eyes, he climbed my tree, picked my apples, cut me down (TIMBERRRR!!!!),picked me up and carried me home! I have never been the same...

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome - We are not talking about bestiality (unless you add some of my exes into the equation...). This syndrome is when you are a TALL AMAZONIAN BABE who likes SHORTER MEN. We want short guys to Roger our Rabbits and un-toon us. My rendezvous with men taller than myself (and there have only been a handful) have always resulted in dissapointment (aka sin orgasmo).

We HEART Sally and Don

Having sex with a tall guy is like having sex with the BFG (including slow fumbling,drooling and his dick is NEVER as big as (you expected) his feet and I have proven this problem scientifically by examining a man's Brain to Dick distance (BDd). Tall guys (over 5'9) BDd>short guys (under 5'9) BDd which leads me to conclude that short men are biologically better in bed and needless to say have better "hand thigh coordination" (There is a reason why all gymnast(ies) are short).

WE WANT SOME OF YOUR MAN CANDY

From my wide range of (s)experiences I can ultimately conclude that shorter men (unless they have an A$IAN FETI$H) are better lovers, more eager to please a woman and most importantly want to become a member of your mile thigh club...

Paris - how are you STILL the HBIC???!!!

XOXOXOXOXOXOOOOOOOO I LOVE SHORT MEN

KISS THE RAIN (aka my ass)

ROBYN C>

McDonalds vs Burger King (Chula style)

2009-08-30T21:24:00.000-07:00

I like her black lipstick...

Mami & ME (FAll FA$ion 4CAST)

2009-08-28T16:15:00.000-07:00

If the pull out method didn't work/ If you are (s)catholic (read below)

Experts predict Pregnancy is IN for fall.

Did you miss your PE-RI-OD? Don't panic! Forget Plan B, PP and Penny Royal Tea! We got a non-hanger dose of just what the Dr. ordered, and we can guaruntee that you will be feeling Fashion Nasty in no time!!!

Don't worry about being a fashion Faux Pas - The only white you will be wearing after this LABOR DAY is your hospital gown (NOT your wedding gown).

Having a fun bun in the oven doesn't mean the party is over, in fact -the party has just begun. You have 9 months to live every day like it is your last just like we do at Fashion Nasty year round, before you start changing some narsty diapers and using a breast pump (aka milkin' it). Being preggo= being 110% FASHION NASTY so leggo your preggo eggo, put down your pom poms and pick up your trapper keeper and a jar of pickles - Ladies it is time to take some notes on the Fashion Nasty side of pregnancy.

BEING A PREGNANT MAMI GETS YOU HOT and LAID

Carpe Diem carpe(t) eater! If life hands you lemons, make lemonade! Consider this - life (aka Glitter Nation) has handed you a big ass Lemon Tree - so take out your juice(r), shake what ur mama gave ya and go out to the club, make love in da club, and go on with your bad self and EAT A CLUB (5$ footlong Hollerrrr at your roast beef). Being preggers means you boobs and ass will get bigger (more cushion for da pushin'), and you don't even have to get any work done! Men won't be able to keep their hands off your double deez.

So remember that you are SexC and NOW you can even have unprotected sex without having to worry about getting pregnant, just remember this opportunity only lasts for nine months so be sure to take full advantage of it!

Motherhood has designed a very special line for MILFs that aren't ready to give up their freedom, even if it means takin' their baby/fertilized egg with them along for the ride.

We LOVE body paint

'gnant celebs

I had to throw this one in here...

FASHION NASTY Jail Bait

got to go my biological cock is ticking,

RC(ola)

¡¿¡¡¿¡¿¿¡¿¿¡¿Yóú cáñ pút mé óñ yóú líké á brañd ñéw whíté T?!?!!?!?!!??!

2009-08-28T14:22:00.000-07:00

WHy am I so obsessed with her???? mebbe itz cuz shes .5 latinaaaa?!?!

<3revecca
ps: still esperando for one w/avram "the gnome" chomsky

rOcK oUt WiTh YoUr $oCk$ OUT!!!!!!

2009-08-22T10:20:00.000-07:00

You know what they say about guys with bare feet......

We have a special motto here @ glitternation: BE FEARLESS!!!!!!! Rock those summer trendz with gusto. DO NOT BE AFRAID. remember: U R THE HBIC up in hurr & don't be afraid to let people know it (how could they not?) The trend we are really $EXcited about that will totally showcase all of your a$$ets is the $ock that's not really there, or the $ockllustion. Totally genius for summer, this little gem makes your late-night hook-up think you are doing your due diligence by wearing socks so yr bed doesn't have the aftertaste of sweaty imitation leather shoe, but you are actually lettin' it all HANG OUT. The wearer of this daring acksessorie knows not to sacrifice personal comfort for things like hygiene and social expectations. Don't forget to tend to this perfect (10) tanline with regular sunbaths w/ some real socks (who wants sand between their toes--- GROSS!) So, this summer, while you are getting dressed, ask yrself one thing: "Do I love it?" Make this your one and only question you ever ask yourself. And just remember what your personal lifestyle sexperts at Glitter Nation told you: "DO YOU! (and make sure everyone's watching)!!!!"

czech u on the stinky side,

the lioness

HAAAEEEYY GIRL!

2009-08-22T09:41:00.000-07:00

If this ain't Fashionasty,

we don't know what is!

A$$PIRATIONAL

2009-08-20T17:46:00.000-07:00

Chubby Cha$er$ Club

2009-08-20T16:12:00.000-07:00

Glitternation Fa$hiona$ties have got the munchies, and "black, fat and ugly" always makes us hungry, and nothings says I-LUV-U like a B.O.B (Big Ol' Belly). So CUM on in and finish that snack pack, and let us burger babies get a taste of that rappers delight.

The King of all (burger) Kings, this Notorious B.I.G.(gie) AKA Biggie Smalls AKA O.G. Big Mac-gimme-a-heart-attack keeps it always fresh2death (~RIP~). From lumberjacks with the hat to match, this little hunk-o-chunk loves it young, fresh and green. From serious to (business)casual, Mr. XXX-topher Wallace loves to tote the coogie (coochie) sweaters and the (big daddy) canes. BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT BIG BLACK MAN.

Big Pun = Big Fun. (S)expressing his sensual side, our lil' Sexy-Mexi is full of love and color. Patterns are a must because THE BIGGER, THE BOLDER, THE BETTER. More SAT-IN (my face) for this latin please, punish me on all 4's hands and knees!

I got it at (Rick) Ross! NO SHAME IS ALL GAME. It's no surprise this man loves to BEAR it all. Rick can Ross me anytime. Boob sweat, NO SWEAT! Just take it off, and wipe it off (my face). Heads down, asses up, we salute you!

XOXOXOX, ur tiny dancer, DIET SQUIRT

U R Whut U EAT

2009-08-19T13:40:00.000-07:00

...and now a very important PSA (aka Pubic Service Announcement) from GLITTER NATION to remind you that you are not only what you guzzle down your love nozzle but you are ALSO what you eat a.k.a stuff into your only (pie)HOLE with tastebuds. We demand that you throw away your salad spinner and take a trip to your local Hometwon Buff(gay)et, cuz baby - Glitter Nation is NOT under any circumstances a (or anyone's) side (tossed)salad - in Glitterus, "the Monica Lewinsky".

If you are part of Glitter Nation you are the 7 course meal, the all you can eat buffet, you are the breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert, and THE 1 OF EVERYTHING on the menu at Burger King. Glitter Nation DOES NOT DO DIETS (atkins+alcohol=incident) WE CHARGE BY THE POUND! Glitternation DOES NOT tolerate certain dietary restrictions -so if you can't handle our MEAT get out of the KITCHEN!

Above:WRONG!
Below: RIGHT! - OH SO CRISPY AND DELICIOUS

and just remember....

xoxo

Glitter Burger Baby Nation

MISOGYN(o)IST T-SHIRT CONTEST

2009-08-19T11:42:00.000-07:00

We here at Glitter Nation Headquarters believe that it is A.O.K. to wear your he(f)art on your sleeve (or on your chest-moobies included). Nothing says SEX-C and CONfident better than a Fashion Nasty who knows what s/he wants to s(g)ay, and is not afraid to say it (even if it might be offensive to most people, and give the male gender a bad rap)... We found some serious foxes that aren't afraid to put it in there and put it out there! Here are some v(m)ani-T's we stumbled upon... So take a gander below and decode the messages these hunk-a-junks of burnin' love are really trying to say. Put on your jokerfaces and your stinking caps, it is time for Trannyslation 101!

Tran(ny)slation: With lips that thin the only thing lezzies are learning from this DB is how and when to strap it on (if you catch our drift...)

Tran(ny)slation: Dumbledor's estranged brother wants you to be the Vanna to his White, he wants you to take a spin on his wheel of fortune and Pat Sajak you off.

Tran(ny)slation: If you are into role play this B&T tripster is for you! Amy Winehouse eyes wants you to take him home, give him a sponge bath, a bed pan, a cup of Jello and be his wet nurse for the night. We tried to make him go to rehab and he said no, no, no... don't say we didn't warn you!

Tran(ny)slation: All this guy is seeing when he is looking at you is one big juicy poak chop aka the meat to his BBQ. This saucy little cruncher wants to slap on some A1 sauce and give you the macaroni (tossed) salad, baked beans, coleslaw and corn bread that he is so damn hungry for. He wants you to be the corn on his cobb and he will do anything to satisfy his hunger pains aka butter your cups and lick you from your head to your toes. We hope you are wo(man) enuff to satiate his every craving.

Tran(ny)slation: He wants to take out his speculum and give you your annual pap smear in the back of his RV, just make sure that shit is sterilized and demand stirrups on that chair. You don't want his Ray Bans getting lost in your nether-regions...

Tran(ny)slation: I went to the pride parade and all I got was this stupid t-shirt (don't waste your pretty)

Tran(ny)slation: By the end of the night you will have this fuzzy little manpeach BEGGING you to let him starch you panties, scrub your toilet and bake you a sassy c(ass)erole!

xoxo

R.O.B.Y.N.

Do Frie$ Go with that $hake?

2009-08-17T18:11:00.000-07:00

if this ain't FA$ION NA$TY I don't know what is!

The Real De$perate Hou$ewives

2009-08-17T14:04:00.001-07:00

You don't always have to parade you fanny pack around town to live the fashion nasty lifestyle, in fact some of the NA$TIEST FA$HION happens behind closed doors- example - Peg Bundy (Married with Children) and Joyce Monroe(Edward Scissorhands). These ginger crowned Domestic Queens are Glitter Nation's personal fashion heroines. From their teased hairspray-shellacked bouffants to their long lacquered nails these cougars have mastered every Fashion Nasty trick in the book on how to catch their prey GRRRRR.

Just like us Fashion Nasties, these ladies do NOT apologize for refusing to clean the house, smoking cigs, watching soaps and eating bon-bons, and most importantly for the "Bundy Rule" -where women (and certain men) can no longer go into the back rooms of male strip joints to meet the dancers (see our TRANOREXIC post below).

Peggy and Joyce might have also inspired "NO MA'AM" (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) - and we applaud them for it! So throw on your favorite leopard body suit, clearest stilettos, slap on some fire engine red lippy and pop open a Bud Light for for the single most thrilling (s)experience of your entire lives!

These megamazonian babes give every average (scatman) Joe a chance to be with a whole lot of woman- This doesn't always work in their favor (it doesn't always work in our favor either), because they most often than not are ill-equipt to perform...

"You know, on TV they say you repairmen (/shoe salesmen) are a lonely bunch of people. Housewives get lonely too. Although you may not realize it since they haven't made a commercial on the subject."

SEMIOTICS OF THE BITCHIN': Whether it's a tossed salad or an ambrosia salad it is always an aphrodisiac (and in style)...

seafoam green=the color of seduction

It takes a real man to give these ladies the hair-gasm they need...

Now I am going to get a bump-it and a six pack and find my very own Al Bundy,

kisses,
Robyn

THE (con)ARTI$T 4-MERLY KNOWN AS SCAT

2009-08-17T05:26:00.000-07:00

When we are having so much fun being the hot tranny messes that we are, we sometimes forget that there are sneaky SCATS in our lives trying to poop on our party, blow out our Olympdick torches and rain on our panty parades. THE #1 rule of Glitter Nation is there are absolutely NO SCATS ALLOWED.

So if there is a scat in your life and you find yourself trying to get the shit stains our of their underwear, or find your toothbrush with a pube stuck in it, OR there are clouds in your Irish cofee DON'T make up excuses (that was the SCAT in your life saying HEY, and the pube WAS NO ACCIDENT) - SO DROP IT LIKE IT's HOT and move on with your bad SELF, because NO ONE PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER - and if they try GLITTER NATION will bring things to an end...

go fuck yourself scatman (please note-we are not talking about the cute jailbait singing the scatman song-which we love by the way, we are talking about people who are scats in our lives. A Scatman - in Glitterus (Glitter Nation jargon) is person who is so worthless, annoying, manipulative, fraudulent and especially NOT FUN that they might as well be a pile of shit for all we care!

yours truly, madly, deeply

robyn

Ronald McSOULJAH BOIIIIIII

2009-08-16T08:46:00.001-07:00

SHAKE UR POAK CHOP

2009-08-14T18:59:00.001-07:00

DO Unicorn$ ($)EXIST?

2009-08-13T14:33:00.000-07:00

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING - and not what we had in mind... THERE IS A TURD FORNICATING WITH A VAGINA ON HER FORHEAD <3

WEEEEE LOVEEEE UNICORNS - especially in pop-culture. The myth, the (wo)man, the legend...

BAMS+AMERICA=NOT ugly betty, YES WE CAN!!!! I just hope they wipe the grins off their shit eating faces before they hop on my pony...
PRINCESS TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN Unicorns are a Fashion Nastie's bffae. How could we not love the sweet cuddly phallic headed, virgin seducing, glitter pooping B-E-A-S-T.
Apparently CATHERINE THE GREAT wasn't the only fan of the UNICh(p)orn - pronounced in Glitterus as u-ni-que-porn... THE GIRLS WANT TO BE HER. Taste the Rainbow-and so much more...

this leaves us asking you one question... WOULD YOU WITH THE LIGHTS ON? Let's just hope the horn on his head ain't the size of his ew know what...

Who, what, where, when and WHY?!! GURRRL Back that thang up...

We found this photo in the back pages of Lisa Frank's sketchbook (obviously a self hater)... THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF TAKING IT TOO FAR - GLITTER NATION DOES NOT APPROVE SELF HATE - WE DO NOT APPROVE!!!!!

A girl's best friend, a boy's dream come true...

DIVALICIOUS - Look at the tits on that stallion - HEE HAWW

Look at the tits on this stallion. Let's turn Maybe into DEFINITELY

ALWAYS URRRSSS

ROBYN(there, done that)

$MILE W!TH UR TH!GH$$

2009-08-10T18:20:00.001-07:00

GET WI$E AND $PREAD UR THIGH$

Fa$hion Nasty loves the Boom-boom shorts, and the Boom-boom loveeesss us...

(milk)shake your HAMHOCKS, (milk)shake your POAK CHOPS

What is your favorite body part?

DO YOU LIKE WHITE MEAT OR BROWN? DO YOU LIKE BREASTS OR THE THIGHS???
If you can't answer this question - Then we can answer it for you! We are the LUCKYYY KenTUCKY to your NIPTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. And we are here to serve you our favorite dish with a side salad (tossed w/extra sauce). We got all flavors of meat for you, but our DELICACY is CAMELTOE ie CAMEL SNACKS (if you just forgot to pack your lunch and need to grab something out of the ice box -yeahh) and you can also get a pudding pack - if you catch my drifttt.

THERE AIN'T NUTTIN' WRONG WIT A LITTLE BUMP AND GRYND
As Tyra taught us on America's Next Top Tranny - It's not what you eat, it's who you eat...that's what she said...SO SORRY boyzzz SHE LIKES THE OTHER WHITE MEAT. Anyway she is very familiar with thighs-if you know what I mean. THE SHORTER YOUR SHORTS THE BIGGER YOUR TOES - and you know what it means when a man has big toes...
THE THIGHS THE LIMIT

THE MOMMIER THE JEANS the larger the TOE, the BIGGER THE BARGAIN - THE DAISy-er(cock of glove) the duke. Booty shorts are in this Season so stock up at your local RAINBOW or STRAWBERRY's for the latest trents for sumthin' cheap in your BUTTGETTT.

$ALUTE YOUR $HORT $HORTTTSSSzzzz!!!!

2009-08-07T06:37:00.000-07:00

This ones for my Na$ty Bitches! Happy Friday!!

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor"

FA$HIONA$TY SALUTES

2009-08-06T09:00:00.000-07:00

We here at FA$HIONA$TY are always looking for the newest crazes for the upcoming season but this ones for the dogs. Behold Nasties the pick of the day! DOG HAIR SWEATERS! You love your pet but you can’t take them everywhere? Well now you can! 100% genuine k9 sweaters are great for walks in the parks or just snuggling on the couch while waiting for your master to come home. But don’t take them out in the rain or you’ll smell like dog ass burger! Comes in sizes ranging from Yorkie to Great Dane. Shih Tzu scarves and Maltese mittens sold separately.

Sunday Sundae

I BET YOU CAN'T HAVE JUST ONE

2009-08-05T14:27:00.000-07:00

Junk food has a whole new look...We've never seen a cameltoe look so appetizing, yes indeedee... This is all that - and a bag of chips...
no pun intended.
RCola

(G)Literally OBSESSED

2009-07-31T09:41:00.001-07:00

Is it a girl? Is it a boy? Is it a chick con un dick? NO beotchez... IT IS MARIAH!!!!!!!!! I always knew this bitch had it (a peen) in her, this little Drag King is confusing my sexuality 169%. Supposedly Mariah is crossdressing and playing a stalker for her New Music video OBSESSED... could this get any better. Si se puede. WHY IS SHE SO FINE??????
WHYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me GLAAD

shooting rainbows forevs

Robyn C>

THINK INSIDE THE BUNS

2009-07-29T15:07:00.000-07:00

Fashion Nasties have an unhealthy obsession with shoving burgers (and all the fixuns-if you catch my drift) in our joker-faces. Buns+Meat=the only sexual experience we can buy for under five dollars (and we aren't complaining). All we want to do is shake your milk with our 9 inch straw, we want to double double YOUR d(p)ecker, animal style, with fries. We want to squirt MANnaiseee all over your fish taco McGangbang, and...if YOU like it then you can put an onion ring on it.

Apparently this burg-mania is crossing borders (state borders) as you will, and we went South to (s)explore every nook and cranny of this phenoManA.
Let's start with this little gem:

How much money do we need to pay to eat that Assburger?! But before we sink our teeth between those juicy buns, we demand a discount! There is no doubt in our minds that there is going to be a hair or two in that juicy little morsel...and no one wants to be remembered as the tranny with the pube stuck between her pearly whites.

We will obviously sleep with you on the first date... but if you take us to this burger bed it is a guarantee that we will drop trou within the first five minutes-with the lights on - even if you are John Gosselin.

we spoke too soon - this photo was just leaked of Johnny G's and our burger baby...

This is so fucking Fashion Nasty. Does this come in XXXL?

Speaking of XXXL - Queef Latina is opening up a FATBURGER in MIAMI http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/16/latifah-to-be-burger-queen/. We always have a place in our he(f)art for this burger butch.

wait...WHAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT ABOUT BURGER BITCH?!

RIDE OR DIE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If anyone knows where this Mechanical Burger (s)exists -please email us at attackofglitter@gmail.com. As soon as we find the destination of this hidden tr(pl)easure we will take our Yacht to the nearest port, dock our ship - and fly our private jet to that littler joy ride. We will ride that mother crunker bareback until the sun don't shine no mo'...This is a full package (emphasis on package) deal - so it's ALL or nothing folks...

love you like a sista

Glitta Nacion

CANDIDA CAMERA - THE FA$HION NASTY OF THE DAY

2009-07-24T07:18:00.000-07:00

ARE YOU FOR REALZ.COM!!!! Ughhhhhhh this little Hare cruncher Krishna might as well have been spotted on the corner of Block and Busted with the original SCATMAN for all i know. I am becoming enlightened from just looking at this FN crunchburger on his goddamn cell phone- from his shiny bald head right down to his fucking Mandals - what a man, what a man, what a man, what an (all)mighty good man! Does he really think he can get away with this just because of his crimson (wave/and clover) robe-which by the way makes me wonder, do Hare Krishnas wear underwear? All I can say is that when he dies I hope he is re-incarnated into a Leotard (waynes world -anyone?)so I can wear him on stage at my next Hustler gig (turning trix), so I can make my broke ass some money to pay for my 5th edition of the Bhagavad Gita I will be guilted into buying next time i see one of these guys.

xoxo
Robyn aka Joyce Burger

GAY 4(play) Pride.com

2009-07-23T17:54:00.000-07:00

Nothing screamed (in falsetto) Fashion Nasty as loud and proud and long and strong as the hot tranny wrecks we were on gay pride AKA OUR FAVORITE HOLI-GAY...NOTHING. We were a fistfull of love/dollars (emphasis on fist) after 200,000 queens/butchies saw our toasty little burger buns romping around hudson st. in our Mary Kate and Laura Ashley jump suits. The taste of rainbow still lingers in our mouths.

...after I gave The Hamburglar the good Ol' college try...and broke the chair

Georgie O'QUEEF

YOU R The FA$HI(st)ON to MY NAzzTI

2009-07-10T07:23:00.000-07:00

Glitt(clit)(h)er Nation saluted our shorts on the 4th to the BIG O(mr.big)(orgasm)(Obama) you choose -as in what happened when we all reunited, IT FELT SO GOOD "that's what she said"... We were seriously bummed about the death of one of the GREATEST SKATMEN of ALL TIME - ED Mcmahon(burger)... JUST KIDDING I am talking about MJ aka Jacko aka Michael Jackson... aka our real birth father. So we drowned our sorrows in 2 buck chuck(emphasis on CHUCK)(once again taking the Trader Joe's challenge...and showing the man who is boss) and proceeded to participate in a mormon ritual called celbiate polygamy with one another. We all proceeded to scissor until the sun went down and got preggers with Glitter babies. Then we bathed in a pool, met the real Skatman Joe, got some temp tats, skat on sum raw burgers anymal style, made friends with Foxy Brown's cousin and had a Birth of a (Glitter)Nation...aka discovered the newest member of glitter nation the Panty LiOness...
The weekend was so epic that I decided to Cumpile a FIVE AHLIVE, of fashion Nasty DO-Doo's to celebrate your CUNT(ry's) INDIEPEENIEDANCE

5. DO
MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS

...then wash their car....

...then wax their car with your hoooooohaa

4.GET A TEMP TAT (one of these is actually rizealll)

3.SUPPORT YOUR PRESIDENT ...in public OBVIOUSLY

2.RECRUIT and then MAKEOUT with FASHION NA$TIES/EACHOTHER

1. MAKE YOUR PANTY LINES VISIBLE (that goes without saying)

THat's what she said...

-Robyn Cradles

YOU ARE THE HANG TO MY OVER

2009-07-06T07:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Fa$hioni$taz,

Happy belated FOURTH OF JULY. I'm sorry we didn't update sooner- I for one have been passed out since Saturday, only to awake so I could vomit in a Trader Joe's paper bag that was next to me through the night, thanks to my BFF4EAEAE the one and only HAMBURGULAR. xoxo

I hope your Fourth was as NA$TY as mine. After a few bottles of Two Buck Chuck, half a pack of cigarettes, some racial slurs and 2 hits of a joint, I was the na$itiest HBIC on Douglass Street.

There are about 10,000 pictures from this epic weekend, and they will be brought to you ASAP by the other members of GLITTERNATION.

I am at work, about to stream some footage of MICHAEL JACKSON'S memorial service (RIP PYT) and play some solitaire.

Thanx for the memories.

xoxo,

Panti Lioness

K(R)eepin' it KOOL

2009-06-27T23:25:00.001-07:00

AC Slatez k(r)eeps it crazy, sexxxy and kool in this new upcoming spread(eagle) collection courtesy of Shelly Long's Campaign of the Beverly Hills Troupe de Ville 9-0-2-1-0.

Really, KOOL ain't yer average pack of menthols, ladies and gents, it's also a lyfestyle (extra large magnum). The summer is full of safari surprises so make sure to put on that sunblock a la sun(cock)block and get yer leather face on.

Otherwise, you could just be another raisin in the sun.

XOXOX, yers truly, DIET SQUIRT <3

Audrina Partridge is FASHION NASTY (GET IN MY BELLY!)

2009-06-24T10:47:00.000-07:00

CJ's aka Carl's Junior aka GLITTERNATION's snack sexpress 3pm booty call joint, back in LA LA land, just BLEW MY MIND when i saw their new add campaign!!!!! GOLD SPANDEX+BURGER= FASHION NASTY. Supposedly this is new burger is a 660 calorie Teriyaki burger with Pineapple inside - for more info check this NASTINESS OUT:

http://www.carlsjr.com/company/releases/carls-jr-offers-a-taste-of-the-tropics-with-new-teriyaki-burgers/

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/watch-audrina-patridge-chow-down-on-burger-in-bikini-2009226

i can't embed the video for some reason.

but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD watch this.

xoxo

Robin C.

Glitter Nation hearts AFRIKA

2009-06-20T14:12:00.000-07:00

Ever been to Africa?

The Hamburglar's journey into the wild.

...Neither have we, but why go to Africa when you can create a Jungle Safari of your very own aqui en Los Estados Unidos? Us Fashion Nasties pay homage daily to the land of our ancestors by wearing prints inspired Africa's most rare and endangered species. Exotic animal prints are a must and if Yahweh Forbid you can't get your hands on the real thing, we strongly advise wearing your second skin - spandex. Afraid of cameltoes? Don't worry - Camels in Africa have two humps, and if you keep those tight pants on maybe you will too! Embrace your natural habitat, but take percautions - we strongly advise DO NOT, we repeat DO NOT wear you leopard chaps during mating season...

Diet Squirt loves bathing her son Malcolm in her Zebra cami, fashionable and functional...

The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree if you catch my drift...

Don't go Jason Waterfalls, it's mating season!

Don't wake this rare feline, she's a Man Eater!

We recommend scanning your neighborhood Forever 21, American Apparel, Hot Topic, Gentleman's Club, Goodwill, Rainbow and your Mom's closet for the most up to the minute styles.

xoxo RC

The McGangbang - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!

2009-06-20T09:49:00.000-07:00

Whoever invented The McGangbang is living the fash-nasty skatlife in 4-DIMENSIONS while riding a unicorn, pooping glitter and listening to Mariah Carey's Butterfly.

This is UTTERLY fucking AMAZING!

Translation from www.urbandictionary.com
1. McGangbang

A McGangbang is a sandwich creation that can only be found at McDonalds (originally started at Daytona Beach ISB McDonalds). It is a super sandwhich for hungry value menu customers. Order off the Dollar Menu two cheeseburgers and a spicy chicken sandwhich. Now it's time to create your monster sandwhich. From bottom up: bun, patty, bun, spicy chicken breast, bun, patty, bun and somewhere in between all these layers is an orgasm of lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, pickle, and mayo. Squish sandwich together and enjoy yourself a McGangbang. It has all the cheesy beef patty goodness you crave with a spicy chicken kick.

Drive Thru Attendent: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? Customer: Yes, can I have a McGangbang please? Drive Thru Attendent: Two cheeseburgers and a spicy chicken sandwhich? Customer: Yeah. Drive Thru Attendent: That will be $3.21 sir, please pull to the first window.

Video (inserted here)

-I AM GOING TO GET ONE AND PUT A CHALUPA IN THE MIDDLE TO SPICE THINGS UP

ADIOS mis AMIGOS

(_*_) robin cradles

The NASTY inspiration behind Mariah's Rainbow

2009-06-18T11:48:00.001-07:00

can you TASTE THE RAINBOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I THOUGHT SO

xoxo

Robin Cradles

The Fashion, The Nastiest... The Double Double Animal Style with FRIES

2009-06-16T15:19:00.000-07:00

A Fashion Nasty Lifestyle is ALL ABOUT THE MEAT... more importantly the MAN MEAT... but when we can't get our hands on a double dose of juicy meat, tender buns and a nice creamy sauce to top it all off (...and if we are lucky maybe even a toy or two...), we have to settle for the next best thing - A Happy Meal. Just like a man a Happy Meal is cheap, easy, and fills you up GOOD... the only down side is that once you are through with it you can't wait to get it out of your system! So when you are thinking about the next time you are going to do it doggy style, we are sitting around thinking about when we are going to get it double double ANIMAL STYLE WITH FRIES

Afterall U and ME baby Ain't Nothing but MAMMALS...

until next time,

ROBIN CRADLES